Attack of the Surfers

Matthew McConaughey has been notorious for
going all out at parties.

He’s been called a drunk, a jerk, that guy without
the clothes. But we never expected him to hire
a pack of surfers to defend his beach territory.
So get this- some paparazzo was trying to photograph
him while he was surfing and out of nowhere some
gangsta surfers just attacked him. Of course, before they
whipped his ass, they demanded him to stop taking pictures.
Authorities claimed McConaughey was not involved in the
attack…but somehow…somewhere I know he probably paid
those surfer people to protect him.

I watched the video on youtube…and I think it would
have been cool if the paparazzo and the surfers did like
a West Side Story thing- sharks and the jets imitation.
That would have been kick ass.