Madonna and Guy are DIVORCING

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce.

Am I really that surprised? No. This is going to get dirty because these bitches didn’t get a prenup. So everything is going to be 50-50. Hahah that f***ing sucks! Madonna said she married Guy for all the wrong reasons…oh my bad- was it because you thought the sex was going to be off the chain since he’s 10 years younger than you?And now you’re splitting up because he thought Kabala was a load of shit? ‘Cause I’m sooo with him if he thought that.

I can’t wait for the trial!