Stop Following him Linda…

Here lies another example of what an idiot Linda Hogan is.

When I thought things couldn’t get any more stupider with the Hogans- they just did. On May 22 Linda decides to be awesome and call 911 because she reportedly saw Hulk Hogan outside of the house. She was “shaking” and very “scared” because she had a court order that prevented him from going to her home. So this smart one decides to follow him, and explains this to the 911 operator.

Seriously, if I was that operator I would have called her a dumb bitch for following him and then hung up. He literally had to tell her like a couple of times “Ma’am, ma’am–stop following him!”. What a stupid hoe. Oh and then she starts claiming how she’s scared because he’s abused her before. Now I’d believe her except for the fact she looks as manly as him so he probably used some self defense technique when she approached him. TMZ reports the case was closed on June 2 and no charges were filed.

Moral of the story: Linda Hogan is now the poster child for dumb blonds around the world.