The Chosen Ones

The chosen ones are now honorary citizens of Nice (they’re not even born yet wtf!):

Wow I wish I was adopted by these two “amazing” people. Brad Pitt and Angelina get so much kudos in the land of Nice, France- they might name a couple of roads after them. Angelina is still resting in the Lenval Hospital waiting for the twins to pop out. I wonder if they’ll pop out wrapped in gold. Everyone’s probably expecting that…so the mayor of Nice told the reporters on Friday:

“That is for the citizens of Nice a very great honor and a great satisfaction. We are very happy for this choice of Mrs. Angelina Jolie and Mr. Brad Pitt and I want to say to them that I wish a lot of joy to them and the babies, and great success for all of their lives. All their lives they will be Nicois and all their life they will be able to come to Nice and we will receive them with great honor.”

Jeez, why don’t we just have the three wise men come down and present them with some of Jesus’ gifts. Lets just rename the twin’s birthday as Christmas. Let’s forget about people who deserved to be recognized and honored in this world.

Congratulations Brangelina. You almost own the universe-next stop: giving birth on the moon.