Hell for Lohans

Nothing new about a bastard child these days.

But what if this bastard child just happened to be the daughter of Michael Lohan who just happens to be the FATHER OF LINSDAY LOHAN. Then things just get a wee bit out of control. So it all started in 1985 when Michael and Dina got married and had a couple of brats: Linsday (22), Michael Jr.(20), Ali (14), and Cody (12). Then somewhere along those annoying years with Dina, Michael realized he needed a new woman and BAM hit it off with another hoe.

However, it wasn’t until years after him and this new hoe did the nasty…she confirmed: You are the father of my child. OH SNAP! This mystery woman even told Michael that their DAUGHTER looked a lot like Linsday and Cody. The girl’s mother has hinted to OK! magazine that she wants Michael to take responsibility.

I smell disaster!!! Can’t wait to see what this bastard kid looks like.