Alison Carroll is Lara Croft

Alison Carroll, who is a 23-year-old gymnast from Croydon, England will be representing the Tomb Raider brand worldwide. Apparently she will be given SAS survival training, weapons training course, and coursework in archaeology to prepare her for the rigours of being the legendary Tomb Raider, and following in Angelina Jolie’s footsteps.

Alison Carroll, while indelicate and stoic in appearance, will probably serve the Tomb Raider franchise well, as her atheticism is indisputable.